garbled: obviously a phishing email
grammar: a high-profile software company, undermining trust?
alarm bells: counterfeit goods from abroad
spelling: a comparison site, lowering their standards
English As She Is Spoke: why force the lock if you can just steal the key?
spelling & punctuation: a local council adult education site – or is it?
Catch Me If You Can: spoofing with typos
spelling: a business webpage, looking less professional
The Call of the Wild: machine‑translated nonsense
Great Expectations: even royalty gets it wrong sometimes!
‘Your account was used to signed in to iCloud on an Microsoft Edge from Mexico’
cut-and-paste: an email from a well-known supermarket – maybe?
nasty phishing email: not pointing out the error(s) as we don’t want the bad guys to learn from this
high‑flown hyperbole: too good to be true – obviously?